Unreal Lauren

ispeakowl:

oh-reckless-abandon:

can-i-slyther-in:

Dear Rachel Berry, 

Jesse’s love for you makes random set workers sing in harmony with him. Now go Roll around with him on a bed. Go. I’ll wait for you. Go have it all with him. Fuck. 

Sincerely, 

Me.

-charmander:

his voice.

samparam:

BUT OH MY GOD JESSE WHAT THE FUCK
I THINK I NEED TO DIE A LITTLE.
He’s really hot. Like bad guy/the villain hot.
I
CAN’T
WAIT. 

weruintooeasy:

I WAS EATING PIZZA WHEN SHE STARTED SINGING AND THEN WHEN HE CAME IN I DROPPED IT ON MY LAP. OH MY GOD.

questionable-morals:

JONATHAN GROFF I WANT TO MARRY YOUR FACE.

busybee6363:

OHMAHGAWDD  GSIUHRGUI

SHIVERS I HAVE SHIVERSS!

topsyturvytasha:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT AN ENTRANCE, I AM ACTUALLY SCREAMING IOFBDGDHJFJ

loosingmyreligion:

OH MY GOD,I JUST CANT,EVERY JUMP THAT HE DOES.OMG.I just CANT

pearlsandglamour:

OMGOMGOMGOMG.

JESSE, ROLL IN THE DEEP WITH ME PLZTHNX.

meghanhope77:

JON GROFF, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN ME AN INTENSE ORGASM

OH MY GOD

I CANNOT

hannermontaner:

HOLY HOLY HOLY LORD GOD OF POWER AND MIGHT BLESSED IS HE WHO COMES IN YOUR GLORY HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST

NICE ENTRANCE GROFF BBY

dizzlizz:

WHY IS GROFF SO SEXY. I MEAN, REALLY.

slightestwind:

YES YES TO THIS AND YOUR TAGS AND EVERYTHING. SO MUCH PORN ABOUT THIS COCKY SPITFUCK AFTER THIS EP *__*

slythergryff:

THE BEGINNING AND AND OH GOD HE LOOKS SO FINE AND HIS STRUT AND AND AND OMG JESSE I MISSED YOU SO DAMN MUCH

devandoxtator:

OH. MY. GOD.

HONESTLY? IS HE REAL?! 

its-not-over-not-yet:

SCREAMING AND CRYING AND ROLLING

OH SO MUCH ROLLING

alicemudgarden:

WHAT IS THIS FLAWLESSNESS I JUST WITNESSED??!?!!

rae-of-freaking-sunshine:

THIS IS SO FUCKING QUALITY. THE SEXUAL TENSION…DEAR LORD.

la-shezzatron:

OH DEAD GOD - I NEVER REALISED I SHIP ST.BERRY SO MUCH, BUT I FREAKING DO, I FREAKING DO! ST.BERRY FTW!!! <3

fuckyeahadelleda:

THIS IS LIKE SEX FOR ME.

OH MY GOD JESSE JESSE JESSE.

PLEASE RACHEL, LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. TAKE BACK JESSIE. YOU TWO ARE INCREDIBLE TOGETHER. FINN SUCKS EGGS. BADLY. FORGET THAT DICK. JESSE JESSE JESSE.

free-freefalling:

I LOVE HOW MAD AND HURT AND HAPPY SHE LOOKS, ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

binks711:

still not a fan on how they re-did this song for glee, BUT I CANNOT DENY THE FANTASTICAL SEXUAL TENSIONS which should be satiated

cunttastic:

I don’t watch Glee, but dayum. He’s hot and can sing! And when his voice goes up and does that little southern thing, I love it!

karagetskinny:

I don’t even like Glee but this was breathtaking.

factionb:

I’VE JUST LISTENED TO 17 SECONDS AND I’M HAVING THE BEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE

godzeeeerra:

 GOOOOSSEEBUUMMPPPSSS.

thisisverylegit:

dayumn

moonshoespotter42:

FANNIN’ MY VAGINA

freelancewhale:

WHAT AN ENTRANCE, JESSE

I love that there’s no music it’s just two powerful voices

marvelousmaggie:

Jesse, you sexy son of a bitch.

thezeebra:

omg me gusta this performance and me gusta jesse’s face.

lucifers-white-loafers:

Gave me major chills, it’s so wonderful to hear his voice again.

xsillyheartx:

Seriously…. my nipples were hard through the entire thing.

Jesse St. James is back. This is not a drill, people.

I repeat.

Jesse St. James is back.

sonic-hip-attack:

Um Groff

I am trying to study

could you stop being sex

thank you

irelandrain: 

Not even my ship but holy crow did I have chills. We’re talking chills for the entire two and a half minutes. This is so freaking awesome.

extemporaneouslaurel:

HOLY SHIT! I just became a Rachel/Jesse shipper. Haha.

lovemegananne:

Holy hnnnnnng. And I don’t even watch Glee.

ashgraceface:

Jonathon Groff. Pure sex.

aseenontv:

as soon as he shows up singing I felt shivers all over me :D

saraaawl:

o_o omg! His voice!!!!!!

blaimingtoad:

Shit Son, that’s some pipes on mr. Jonathan Groff.

detailsinthefabric89:

aahhhhhhhh i’m ssooooo mad at him and yet sooooo in loveeeee!!! >.<

saladsally:

he just walks in all “I’M JESSE ST JAMES & I’M HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP”

grizzyy:

jonathon groff.. your voice is so unbelievably sexy.

anyalee:

Killer Entrance. That was epic!

writerjess:

Best. Return. Ever.

sunset-in-my-veins:

I just love how he strolls in and steals her goddamn thunder like the scarf-wearing BAMf he is

felicityaholmes:

Oh, Jesse, you fierce bitch. XD Lets get married or something.

ladyshipper:

Do you have the notion of the quantity of orgasms I had just with his voice and his pose on the begining? I felt like a Twilight fan seeing Robert Pattison. Jonathan, you are ridiculously hot.

gooberbear:

they did a fantastic job on this song & OMG he is so hott

hayleyfails: 

I am simply reblogging this because the guys voice makes me want to be reborn as a guy for the chance to sound like him…..

shelbylynnmarie:

Can this man play Roger in RENT at SOME POINT PUH-LEASE!?!

summasaur:

I DON’T REMEMBER HIS VOICE BEING THIS ATTRACTIVE KDFJSKDJF 

I mean yeah, I loved his voice and thought it was fabulous and all but holy crap 

pavarottisgirl:

Is it actually humanly possible to come as many times as I did watching this?

impromptuconcerts:

I have watched this a billion times and still can’t hold myself together…

drizzleandhurricanes:

there is a reason why these two originated their roles in Spring Awakening/won a bunch of awards with the cast

joannazoe:

I can feel the sexual tension through my screen. DAYUM.

loey:

I don’t know this song, but shit this awesome. They sound so fuckinggood together.

doublegame:

The awesomeness of this doesn’t hit (again) before you realize they’re fucking singing a cappella.

A fucking cappella.

justny:

Is it just me or does she sing best with Jesse?

ohheyitsripley:

Melchior & Wendla, together again! Not a big Rachel fan, but even I can’t deny how fantastic they sound together <3

worldsxcollide:

can they have a baby just for the sake of it turning out to be the most beautiful and talented kid in the world or..?

clowder-l:

As much as I dislike her, I actually like these two as a couple.

musikerhan:

Can I get pregnant from this?

justremovethearrow:

Oh my god. This is so intense. I’m tearing up and having trouble breathing.

rianjune:

Holy mother fucking shit. This is amazing.

monisse:

BEST ENTRANCE EVER!!!! Oh my dear goddess…. my heart can’t stop now! This is St Berry dramatics gold! And he jumps everywhere and his curls bound too… oh my.

hiddlestan:

this is so like them dkghdgsdg of course they confront each other over a ~song~ and of course jesse just has to have this epic entrance kdfdkhgdkg idec anymore if they get together i just want them to be rivals/companions forever and ever amen

but also i would like jesse to explain himself to rachel. and afterwards she would punch him in the gut. and then they would sing another duet together.

sailoroftheskies:

I’m not going to lie. I did start tearing up when Jon came on to my screen just now. I had listened to the previews and kept up with spoilers. I even watched the scene when it came out today. And yet, when Jesse came onto my screen I teared up. I’ve been so excited for this moment. There’s a sense of two people that are so perfect together back together that’s so great. Especially on Glee where it doesn’t happen all that often. 

I know, I sound… I don’t know. 

What can I say? I’ve missed them.

jumpinapuddle:

I can’t breath. There is too much goodness in this video. 
Everything about St. Berry is right. And that’s coming from me. And I ship Rachel with EVERYONE. But St. Berry is just perfect. It makes me so sad they aren’t going to be endgame.  

But really. This video. The Groff. Angst from Rachel. And motherfucking Adele.

dazzledvale:

#chemistry: you’re doing it right

Omg chills!

Love Jesse so much and this entrance was amazing. Finn can go EAD

(Source: -loveislouder)